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emotionally reserved. seasonally overwhelmed. minimalist tee
emotionally reserved. seasonally overwhelmed. | minimalist tee
Subtle on the outside. Spiraling on the inside. This minimalist tee blends seasonal honesty with dry wit—printed in lowercase serif on soft cotton fabric. Whether you're shopping for your emotionally fluent bestie, your socially drained coworker, or simply prepping for sweater-weather burnout, this shirt delivers just the right amount of “I’m fine.”
Crafted with comfort in mind and sarcasm in spirit, it’s your go-to for surviving overstimulating gatherings and early nightfall.
Product Details:
Unisex fit
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee
100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Classic fit, midweight feel
Pre-shrunk, true to size
Printed to order
Style Notes:
Pairs well with layered thoughts, overstimulating gatherings, and soft lighting.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
📐 Measurements are listed in inches. For metric sizing, 1 inch = 2.54 cm
Shipping & Returns
All items are made to order and shipped with love from our trusted production partners.
Please allow 3–7 business days for fulfillment.
Returns are accepted for defective items only. See full Shipping & Returns Policy for details.
EU & International Buyers: Prices do not include VAT or import duties. These fees may be collected by your local postal service at the time of delivery and are the responsibility of the buyer.
🛡️ EU Product Safety Notice:
This item is a digitally printed t-shirt with no small parts or hazardous features. It is not intended for children under 3.
Manufacturer: Printify (on-demand fulfillment partner)
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on design.
Compliance: This product meets the requirements of the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) 2023/988.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean